About Me
- TRI TO BE FUNNY
- Austin, Texas, United States
- I'll make you laugh, or break my neck trying. This is usually accomplished with daily bouts of swimming, biking and running. A former "chub-a-holic," I got fit and healthy the good old fashioned way and went from a mid-pack athlete to top age group runner and triathlete. I'm a Writer and USAT Level 1 Certified Triathlon Coach. I guess that makes me part Tina Fey and part Jillian Michaels. Visit my coaching site at www.fomotraining.com
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
We're Not So Different After All
Monday: 10 Mile Pace Run and Corture Class at Jack and Adams
Tuesday: Swim Class AM and T3 Spin Class from hell in the evening with Coach Pain
Wednesday: Gazelle Run which was a 7-mile Fartlek style run (we warmed up for 20 minutes, then went 3min hard, 1 min easy, 2 min hard, 1 min easy, 1 min hard and 1 min easy x3 rounds!) I'll say this...that seven miles flew by quickly. Coach decided to surprise us on the trail and join for the last couple of repeats making us sing his wonderful Burundian chants. Yeah-the only problem with that is we were wiped out from the actual running portion of the day so it sounded more like perverted heavy breathing than actual chanting.
I hit J&A Corture again on Wednesday night and drug my co-worker Matt and hubster along for the abuse. It's so much easier to go with others because we can at least spend the last 30 minutes talking about where we want to go for dinner. In our case, we hit sushi afterward! (and ice cream)
Thursday AM: This morning, I met Gazelle Rachel for a 7-mile recovery run, which apparently wasn't much of a recovery since we were both a little winded and beat afterwards. We ended up averaging about 9:05s, which is a little brisk for this type of run. I guess the conversation was just that juicy!! (I always learn interesting things from Rachel) :-)
Tonight, my plan is to do a land swim workout with pull-cords and the Swimervals DVD because I have to meet Amy at the ass-crack of dawn to do my 18-mile long run tomorrow at 5:30am. She's out of town this weekend and doesn't like to do her long runs alone. I'm a sucker so we're a good pair. Actually, it works out perfectly and allows me to do my long bike ride on Saturday morning. I'm still up in the air as to whether I want to ride with T3 or head out for my first spin on the new Longhorn 70.3 course (modified slightly from last year). I'm thinking it's time to see the course again!
We're heading to San Antonio Saturday afternoon to visit the in-laws and get caught up on Shawn's Dad's arm rehab from his bike crash several weeks ago. He didn't have to have surgery, but the rehab has been pretty extensive. I'm guessing I can't convince him to go for a spin even though he'd probably like nothing more than to be on his Serotta again.
So yeah, I'm thinking we're all a little like the cracked-out Amy Winehouse. Don't you bitch and moan sometimes about having to train only to feel so freaking good and euphoric when you're done? Don't you get grumpy and irritated when you miss a session or can't get your fix? Don't you reach a certain tolerance level that makes you want to go higher, farther and faster?
I thought so...
"They tried to make me go to rehab, but I said No, No No"
I Can't Believe This Is Happening in Austin
"Don't Mess with the Bull. You'll get the Horns."
If you're an athlete of any sort in Austin, you must participate and let your voices be heard to Austin City Council. As a former Event Director and frequent staff member of several events, I can say that the last few years have been brutal when dealing with the City with regard to putting on races. I received this email from the President of Conley Sports, which is an Event Production company in Austin. They need our support in this endeavor!
Even if you don't live here, please stay involved in your local politics to shut down races. It's amazing that something like this can happen to one of the "fittest" cities in the U.S.
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Hello friends!
Apologies for this very long note. This is the best summary I can come up with.
As some of you may know, I am on a City Council Task Force that has been charged with finding some remedies to the disruption to downtown traffic caused by special events. The Task Force consists of 16 citizens who represent various stakeholders in the issue.
So here’s the situation:
· Two-thirds of the task force represent ‘aggrieved parties’ who seek to limit and control running events and triathlons.
· I am the only race director on the task force. Paul Carrozza is a co-chair and he is obviously on the side of event promotion.
· Even though over 60% of the special events in the downtown central business district are street festivals or parades, not a single street festival or parade organizer is on the task force.
· It is no longer possible to add new members to the task force.
· The task force will likely take a hard stance on downtown running events but any recommendations adopted by the city council may also be applied city-wide.
· The rich and varied running events that have defined Austin as a ‘fit-city’, generated millions, upon millions of dollars for the local economy and the local non-profit community are at high risk of being over-regulated and in some cases priced out of existence in the next six to twelve months.
· A part of the cultural fabric of our city is in jeopardy.
Here’s the challenge
· If we don’t advocate for our running events, then nobody else will.
· A city council member once remarked to me, that after a race, she only hears from people who are angry and inconvenienced. She never hears from people thanking the city or complimenting a race or the charity that benefitted from the race.
· If this task force rolls with the two-third majority bias, running events in Austin will be regulated out of existence in some cases and will be priced out of existence in other cases.
· If we can get 18,000 people out to run the Cap 10K or 22,000 people out to run the Komen Race for the Cure, then can we get 100 people to email City Council Members this week, to tell them that running events are important to this community and our non-profits? Can we get 100 people to come to the next Task Force Meeting and the one after that and the one after that one until we make our point that runners are not anonymous or invisible people. Can we get 10 people at each meeting to get on the citizens communication part of the agenda to tell the task force of how important running events are to them personally?
If we can make our voices heard, then perhaps we can re-establish the balance that is missing in the composition of the task force.
I think the task force is composed of some of the city’s best and brightest and every one of the aggrieved has a legitimate complaint and a solution needs to be generated that reflects a true compromise. We will get there, but so far, the only public energy that has been mustered is from the side that would like to see Austin running events go away.
The silence of the runners is deafening.
In the last three meetings, the only people speaking during the citizens communication part of the agenda are angry, aggrieved people.
No runners or race organizers have spoken. [However, Jann Girard from the Cap 10K and Brad Davidson from the Cap Tex Tri spoke eloquently as invited guests last night, but nobody from the gallery represented a race or a runner during the citizens communication].
I would like to ask you to contact 5 of your running buddies and ask them to attend one or more of our task force meetings. I would ask that they let the chairman know that they would like to address the task force for 3 minutes during the citizens communication period. 10 people are allowed to speak at this time. They can say anything they want and the task force will listen. They might want to give the task force three simple messages:
1. Running events benefit the city economy and its non-profits.
2. Running events help define Austin as a fit and desirable city
3. Running events contribute to the health and wellness of the entire community.
If they don’t wish to speak, their presence will still be noted by the task force.
The task force’s work will take months and won’t likely end this year. However, we need runners to take an interest in this process and make their voices heard.
We will also mount a similar strategy to address the City Council directly once the task force has finished its work.
The next Street Event Closure task Force Meeting is scheduled for Monday, August 11 at 5:00 p.m. in room 1029 at City Hall. Parking is validated.
The task force will meet on an every-other-Monday schedule, always at the same time. I will alert you to any changes.
Please let me know if you are willing to come and if you or others would like to be put on the citizens communication part of the agenda. Meetings usually last 2 hours but the citizens communication period is first on the agenda and is over in 15 to 20 minutes.
Thanks for your time!
Best regards,
John
John Conley
Race Director, Nike Human Race 10K- Austin
Race Director, The Austin Marathon & Half Marathon
P.O Box 684587
Austin, Texas 78768
www.conleysports.com
racetheworld@conleysports.com
Monday, July 28, 2008
She's Got Legs...She Knows How to Use Them
Sunday, July 27, 2008
Austin Appreciation Weekend
Friday, July 25, 2008
Flattered or Frightened?
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
800 Repeats and Becoming a Core Whore
Sunday, July 20, 2008
Which One of You Ladies has the Invisible Airplane??
Friday, July 18, 2008
Another Race Weekend
Distances are a little odd: 1000m swim/24 mile bike/4.4. mile run
This is the first year I've noticed that their slogan is "The One with the Hills." Nice. Very Nice. That's comforting :-)
The week has been a toughie on many fronts, but the training segment has focused mostly on running.
I wrote about Monday's 10 mile Pace Run a couple of days ago. It went even better than expected.
On Tuesday, I went to AM Swim Practice and PM Core. I didn't go to PM Spin because of some serious leg fatigue. I'm listening to my body...sorta. I also knew I had another tough morning run workout coming up.
On Wednesday, I did a 4 mile tempo run in 27:57. VERY happy as a sub-28:00 is always my "happy place" for tempo! We did a 1 mile warmup, 4 mile tempo and then 1 mile cooldown. Ultimately, I went way out too fast and was barely hanging on at the end.
On Thursday, I did my 45 minute at-home swim workout with pull cords and my swimervals DVD and then I came home from work and did a 45 minute spinervals DVD on the trainer. For some reason, I wasn't in the mood for hard "coached" workouts. I needed an easy recovery day.
(Which is funny ironic since I was just on TV praising my coaches)
This morning (Friday), I got up and ran 16 miles with Amy. We had a decent run up Shoal Creek, across Far West and some Great Hills action before turning around heading back. We averaged 9:10 for the run which was just fine with me as we were both complaining about little aches and pains in our joints.
My plan for tomorrow is to REST (which is why I did my long run today) and then race on Sunday. Last year, I placed 2nd in my age group in 2:08. Last year, I wasn't as beat up as I am this year so we'll see how it goes! I believe I'm capable of 2:00-2:05, but that's on a damn good day!
I hope everyone has a great weekend. Best of luck to those racing Lake Placid, Vineman and all other community races. Treasure your abilities to compete and race with joy and passion!
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Autographs, Please
On Monday, my running coach Gilbert asked if I would be a part of a TV interview with him on about coaching success stories. Our local CBS affiliate teamed up with local running store Runtex to produce weekly segments on health and fitness in a segment called "Austin Fit." So, with no real details about what I was to do or talk about, I showed up at Runtex Tuesday at Noon along with a few other Gazelles that Gilbert had hand-picked to be a part of this segment.
The story was on the importance of coaching and it focused on people who have overcome "obstacles" in their lives with the help of a coach. I felt so inadequate because I was amongst fellow runners who had survived major medical issues: morbid obesity, cancer, blood clots, colitis...I was just an overweight lazy person who was on the brink of becoming obese when I started running.
However, I'm honored that Gilbert pulled me aside and asked me to tell my story--as brief and insignificant as it is. He coaches from his heart and has taught me to live from my heart. I'm so glad I put my fears and low self esteem aside three years ago and decided to sign up for his training program. As I've said so many times before (and again on camera), I've been changed from the outside in thanks to fitness and exercise. When I moved to Austin ten years ago, I could barely run a mile and I was too intimidated to even walk into "the running store" for fear that they would laugh me right out of the building. Now, I'm doing TV stories with them. I guess it is a success story of sorts.
Check out the two TV segments below. The first story is about the importance of getting a coach and the second video is my little segment.
And now...I'm going to go meet with my agent about being on the Oprah and Ellen shows ;-)
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Split Ends
Sunday, July 13, 2008
The Couple That Tris Together, Flies Together
Friday, July 11, 2008
Training Right on Through!
Tuesday, July 08, 2008
Tri to Be Funny Public Service Announcement
Colorado Poster Child
Saturday, July 05, 2008
It's Only a 10k, It Can't Be That Hard!
Thursday, July 03, 2008
Weekend in Breckenridge, Colorado
Tuesday, July 01, 2008
The Buffalo Springs 70.3 Race Report
Wonder Twin Powers: Activate! Form of: Super-Fast Triathletes
I make fun of Lubbock only because this is a 70.3 mile course that can chew you up and spit you out if you show up ill-prepared. In fact, it's been three days and my body is still wondering why I put it through the ringer. When I first did this race in 2004 (my first Half-Ironman), I was told by so many people that if I could do Buffalo Springs, I could do a Full Ironman because of the hills, wind and heat that usually accompany this event. Of course, at that time, I had NO interest in ever doing an Ironman so the comparison was lost on me. I guess they just meant to say that it's really really hard.
We lucked out BIG TIME in one aspect. The temps were supposed to be cool—highs only in the mid 80s. However, there was a 60% chance of scattered showers for race day. Upon our drive to the site on race morning, lightening was illuminating the dark sky at 4:45am. The storms seemed to be off in the distance, but it obviously wasn’t stopping many athletes as we were greeted with bumper to bumper traffic into the single-entrance parking area. Fortunately, we arrived early enough to get a decent parking spot at the top of the hill (a hill we would soon become VERY familiar with).
I kept expecting the Race Announcer to say something—ANYTHING--about the weather. Even in transition, the chatter around my area revolved around the weather radar on TV that morning that apparently showed inevitable thunderstorms in the area. However, as the sun slowly began to rise, the lightening gave way to cloudy, windy and otherwise benign cool race conditions. I’m not sure why I was somehow wishing they would call the race. I found myself feeling a dull sense of dread about the event…just one of those…"Why am I doing this again?!” kind of feelings. It’s nothing new as I almost always feel that same sense of dread until I’m off the bike. The race started about 20 minutes late due to parking lot traffic jams, but otherwise got off to a smooth start.
The Swim
I never thought I would say this, but the swim was the most pleasant leg of this event. It’s a beach start (if you can call it that) and I’m so glad I got to watch the pros and other age groupers start before they started the entire wave of Women 44 and younger. Shawn was in the wave before me and we watched with anticipation as each wave above us took off in a mad dash. It was during this time that I met blogger Cindy for the first time who was incredibly excited about her first Half-Ironman. In fact, she's got a great race report and pics on her site as well. I love the fact that she took time to brush her hair in transition!! Classic! I also ran into James and Rafael from Austin whom I’ve known for years from Austin Fit. The start of the swim was an event unto itself because you started in a sprint and the water remained incredibly shallow until you turned a corner of the point where I assumed the actual swimming portion began. It was at least 20 good yards of running in ankle-deep water! “Hey! This could be good for me!” I thought… I kissed Shawn goodbye, wished him luck and lost him in a sea of green male caps. Then, it was my turn.
I lined up in the middle and when the air horn sounded, I began running in the water along with everyone else. When we turned the corner, people were still running. “Hello! We’re supposed to be swimming people! I’m not Jesus for crying out loud. I can’t keep this up for the next 1.2 miles!!” When the water finally went above our waists, the swimming commenced. As per usual, the first several hundred meters were brutal and sufferable. However, once we turned the first buoy, I was able to find some space and actually had several stretches of what kinda felt like actual swimming instead of a new “American Gladiators” event. I had no idea where I was in the pack, but there were white capped swimmers around me at all times, which was encouraging. Hell, I was keeping up with someone and that’s good enough for me. About half-way through the swim, I actually started passing dudes in the age group before me. Shawn and I had joked that I would probably pass him on the swim. At one point, I thought I did see him, but I wasn’t about to tap the guy on the shoulder or blow him a kiss to find out if it was indeed my husband.
As always, the swim seemed to take longer than I thought it should and I was actually getting warm in my wetsuit. I’m pretty sure the lake temperature averaged 77.9999999 degrees—barely making it a wetsuit legal swim. I can’t tell you the excitement I felt when I climbed out of the water and quickly glanced at my watch to see 35min and some change. That’s almost a 10 minute PR for me!! By the time I had my wetsuit stripped by a wonderful volunteer and crossed the timing mat it was over 36 minutes, but it felt like I had broken a world record.
The Bike
The bike course has eight challenging climbs, including one immediately upon leaving transition. You are barely clipped in and you have to start pushing the pedals. Thank goodness we knew this and had our bikes in an easy gear ready to go.
Smiling (or grimacing) as we pedal up that first hill out of transition!
So, at this point, I didn’t know where Shawn was, but I smugly assumed he was still in the water since I had just had the swim of my dreams (i.e. an average swim). Upon leaving the park on the bike, the head wind hit immediately. Uh oh…my legs weren’t moving. I was getting passed by men and women and doing very little of my own passing. This is going to suck.
This is a strange course because it’s either long steep hills or pancake flat stretches. That's it. However, the flats are worse than the hills when the wind is blowing in your face. My attitude was abnormally negative from the get-go. I just couldn’t find a rhythm in the wind and tried to convince myself that I didn’t care. (ha) When we made a right hand turn towards a huge descent and subsequent climb, the cross winds were blowing me off balance to the point where I had to get out of aero to stabilize myself. Of course, it also started raining, so now I was faced with a major downhill with crosswinds in the rain. I simply didn’t have a lot of confidence and I simply didn’t want to die so I pumped my brakes the entire way down, which only served to make the climb out of the canyon that much more difficult without momentum.
At about Mile 15 I saw Shawn…IN FRONT OF ME! Actually, he was coming down the other side of the hill when I was still climbing up it. He didn’t see me, which is a good thing because I was like, “Son of a Bee-Otch! How in the hell is he this far ahead of me?!” In fact, it took me FIVE more miles to catch him and when I did, the first thing I said was, “Did you have a 20 minute swim or something??” He was just as shocked to see me passing him for the first time 20 miles into the bike. To this second, we’re still trying to figure out logistically how it took me so long to catch up with him. He started 5 minutes before me, and had a 39 minute swim. I had a 36 minute swim and we were both in transition for about 2 minutes. That means that for 20 miles, he was no more than three minutes ahead of me and I couldn’t catch him! I’m convinced I was sucked into a Lubbock vortex, but I can’t prove anything. Or—maybe Shawn was just kicking some butt... Or maybe he slipped some of those anesthesia drugs in my water bottles….hmmmm…I’m calling it a conspiracy. Either way, it remains a major mystery.
The rest of the bike was more of the same. We were in and out of rain and wind the entire time. I rode like a Grandma on the hills and *thought* I was pushing it on the flats. I felt like Miss Gulch from "The Wizard of Oz."
I never saw a crash happen, but viewed the aftermath of many including people walking with road rash on their legs, waterbottles and hydration systems strewn across the road and an ambulance at the bottom of a descent with a beautiful Cervelo bike leaned up against it. Presumably the rider was INSIDE the ambulance at this point. I just didn’t want to risk any type of injury. During this point, I was barely hanging onto 15.5mph. pathetic...The last 12 miles were a different story. We FINALLY had the tailwind I so longed for on the way back to town and I rode it like a freight train hitting 25-26 mph with little effort. It was all I could do to get that damn speedometer up to 16.5 mph before I re-entered the park and lost my tailwind and gained the last two climbs of the day. I think I ended the ride with a dismal 16.3 overall average—which is slower than my Ironman ride at double the distance. All I know is that I was off the bike after a long epic 3hr 26min battle with Mother Nature. Originally, I thought she had won, but the fact that I didn’t quit or crash makes us at least even.
Check out the intensity! (and the rockin' headband!)
The Run
Let the Run Assault begin
The last three miles are always a blur as my mind and body were simply trying to keep up with each other. Plus, is it me or do the last three miles always seem so much longer than the first three!?! I was amazed at how many people were just starting the run as I was finishing. It definitely made me feel grateful as I moved closer and closer to the Finish Line! At long last I crossed virtually spot-on with where I wanted to be for the run.
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All in all, I can't be disappointed with my time of 5:53:57 even though I've already run through the litany of, "Could I have gone harder on the bike?" moments. Part of me feels like it was a meltdown, but I also knew that I didn't want to take unnecessary risks. I am proud of the strong swim, run and decent transition times. All in all, it was a well-executed race physically and nutritionally. Mentally, I was a little "off," but that's part of the game!!
I was able to get my bike loaded in the car and change clothes in time to watch Shawn coming across the Finish Line looking strong as hell! (yes, by this point, I had put some distance on him even though it took me 20 miles of the 70.3 to catch him!)
We Did It!!
Time to drive back to Austin! Who wants the first shift?!?
Hey Carrie--you can take your race number off now...It's over.